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  • Phantom Thread
  • Jackie
  • You Were Never Really Here
  • If Beale Street Could Talk

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  • Captain Marvel

    ★★½

  • I'm Your Woman

    ★★★

  • Transformers: Age of Extinction

    ★★

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

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  • Pain and Glory

    Pain and Glory

    ★★★★

    i didn't think antonio banderas could top his performance in shrek 2 (2004) but... i think he might have done it

  • Ma

    Ma

    ★★★

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