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  • The Tree of Life
  • Violet Evergarden
  • TÁR
  • Nope

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  • Sick of Myself

    ★★★½

  • My Best Friend's Exorcism

    ★½

  • The Heart of the World

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★★

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  • Sick of Myself

    Sick of Myself

    ★★★½

    THIS FOO CRAZY 😂😭😭

  • My Best Friend's Exorcism

    My Best Friend's Exorcism

    ★½

    “It’s critical that i show this demon who’s top dog.”

    tonal control is so important u guys 💔

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  • Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

    Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

    WINNIE POOH DIES TONIGHT 

    this is the movie diego calva saw in his epiphany at the end of babylon

  • Pain and Glory

    Pain and Glory

    ★★★★

    i didn't think antonio banderas could top his performance in shrek 2 (2004) but... i think he might have done it