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  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984

    -I take back my wish.
    -Good news, mummy. My cancer is back.

  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong

    ★★½

    Thirteen minutes in and this film had introduced thirteen characters, like it were fucking Magnolia. That said, and even though I fell asleep during the last bit, I appreciated how seriously committed the film was to how stupid it is.

    Oh, and also, if you make a Kong movie that shows him grab an axe and sit himself down on a giant throne like Schwarzenegger at the end of Conan, then you really should go the full hog and have one of your 79 human characters whisper in awe: “King Kong!”