AliBouzari has written 21 reviews for films rated ★½ .

  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    ★½

    Not even Nick Cage could save this, was it supposed to be funny or maybe cute? Wasnt for me tbh

  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    ★½

    This was so bad not even Nick Cage could save it, what a lazy-ass movie

  • Death on the Nile

    Death on the Nile

    ★½

    Yeah create a mystery, a crime, then have our "smart" detective figure it out all by himself, then he's gonna let us know whats up near the ending. Cool. No! Afraid not!
    This was not smart because me as audience was not let in, door was shut, there's not much material, a detective movie that doesn't play with audience is really dead in the water.

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    ★½

    I really wish some people stopped being certain directors’ bitches. Everything they make is gold, like they’re so special might even shit chocolate. They don't even think, maybe even not finish the whole movie but its automatically a 5 stars. To be honest it really goes to show you have no opinion of yourself. And you just wanna go with the flow. You just wanna nod and say: “Yeahhh! Farhadi’s Hero was sublime, two thumbs up!” but boy that was…

  • A Hero

    A Hero

    ★½

    To me Farhadi is the BEST Iranian director, period. Three or four of his movies aren't anything short of perfect, a couple of good ones and a couple of mediocre ones too, but this last one was such a miserable attempt at something! Hit and a miss! Asghar Run! He is chewing up left over drama from all his repetitive drama material maybe back in University even, to create some intensity in this one; but fails to do so. Everything…

  • The Bezonians

    The Bezonians

    ★½

    The dialogue just borrowed too much from all the similar British movies of the same genre. Another little Guy-Ritchie wanna-be failing hard. There was nothing original about the script. or anything else.

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    ★½

    I've read people use the word “Pompous” and “full of itself” when describing a movie, never made much sense until I laid eyes on this picture, this movie was full of itself, I concur. 
    First of all it shouldn't go without saying the acting was descent, even enjoyable at times but that's pretty much it.
    It was mostly the ramblings of an educated teenage mind, about how you feel when you realize this world is meaningless, you're lonely, there's no…

  • The Hand of God

    The Hand of God

    ★½

    This was gay without any gay scenes

  • Smoking / No Smoking

    Smoking / No Smoking

    ★½

    I’ve never felt this much “it’s not bad but still fuck this movie” about a movie before

  • Black Widow

    Black Widow

    ★½

    I mean if you're making a movie this shitty, you should at least show me a little of Pugh’s sexy skin so I can jerk off to it

  • Fear Street: 1994

    Fear Street: 1994

    ★½

    This movie failed to stir up any kind of feeling in me, let alone fear, toughest of them all. The jump-scares are so puny that it seems like the writer already knows it's not gonna scare us. It was the definition of undecided in terms of the tone of the movie, the general idea was to throw a little bit of everything in there so hopefully something works. A little bit of Friday the 13th vibes, a little bit of…

  • The Taste of Tea

    The Taste of Tea

    ★½

    Please, if you show me shit in your movie, just be better than this.