AliBouzari has written 6 reviews for films rated ★½ during 2021.

  • The Hand of God

    The Hand of God


    This was gay without any gay scenes

  • Smoking / No Smoking

    Smoking / No Smoking


    I’ve never felt this much “it’s not bad but still fuck this movie” about a movie before

  • Black Widow

    Black Widow


    I mean if you're making a movie this shitty, you should at least show me a little of Pugh’s sexy skin so I can jerk off to it

  • Fear Street: 1994

    Fear Street: 1994


    This movie failed to stir up any kind of feeling in me, let alone fear, toughest of them all. The jump-scares are so puny that it seems like the writer already knows it's not gonna scare us. It was the definition of undecided in terms of the tone of the movie, the general idea was to throw a little bit of everything in there so hopefully something works. A little bit of Friday the 13th vibes, a little bit of…

  • The Taste of Tea

    The Taste of Tea


    Please, if you show me shit in your movie, just be better than this.

  • Identification of a Woman

    Identification of a Woman


    My shitty streak of mediocre movies continue, as I watch two or three movies a day but still no good ones. 
    Let me give you a shallow review of this movie cause that's what it deserves: 
    1. If you're gonna have one guy being such a womanizer, please just make him handsome. Please. So we can believe why every one is dying to fuck him. And also the viewing will be pleasant at least, 
    2. Ida, the second or third…