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  • Her

    Her

    ★★½

    Just get a fleshlight dude

    God the director must've been really really fucking horny when they wrote this. Y'all ever turn over in bed in the middle of the night to your echo dot and be like, why not?

    I mean Alexa, if you're down?... Unless? Haha just kidding

    The plot was predictable, and contents just pretty cringey overall. And really fucking weird. Acting was okay. Set design cross with cinematography had some really lovely colour stuff in, loved that.…

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★★

    HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT WAS INSANE!!!

    I'm actually speechless, this movie was possibly one of the best movies I've ever seen. I'm not even going to say what's good about it because literally everything?

    I'm amazed how a movie without English managed to be the strongest and best story I've watched.

    A masterpiece.