Favorite films

  • The Godfather: Part II
  • John Wick
  • Inglourious Basterds
  • Paddington 2

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  • Café Society

    ★★½

  • Moana

    ★★★½

  • Jumanji: The Next Level

    ★★★

  • Hawkeye

    ★★★½

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  • The Five-Year Engagement

    The Five-Year Engagement

    ★★½

    Alison Brie, Dakota Johnson, and Chris Pratt: Adorable.
    Emily Blunt, her cracked psychology studies, her wedding, and her husband: Disgusting.

  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One

    ★★½

    The heroes rescue the internet from complete corporate control by winning a game created by some Jimmy Saville looking mf, so it is instead owned and run by a benevolent clan who then tell all the players to ‘touch grass’.

    I do think this is Great Reset propaganda because if they prepare you for weather sensitive shanty town huts, you’ll be grateful when you find yourself in a pod.

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  • Venom

    Venom

    ★★★

    Writing so unbelievably lazy: 
    - No good journalist would turn up to an interview and make claims they couldn’t back up with evidence.
    - The head scientist suddenly developing a conscience like  she didn’t already know who she was working for.
    - Villain’s ‘I am basically God’ speech - although Elon Musk and Bill Gates might actually talk like that.
    - Dr Skirt walking Eddie openly around the labs even though she’s scared for her family, as if a company…

  • Hot Fuzz

    Hot Fuzz

    ★★★½

    A shadowy cabal of elites rules, ruthlessly maintaining the appearance of order and preserving existing power structures. The industrialists, the clergy, the intelligentsia and the judiciary are in on it. In the crypt, out of the minds of the public lie the bodies of all those who’ve stood in their way.

    And now we come to the movie:
    A low ranking police officer is forced to accept that there is no use in appealing to the hierarchies he has long accepted and that he must take up arms if he is to end the sickos reign of terror.