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  • Boy



    me, crying controllably, knowing damn well i was going to get hurt: i can't believe this movie hurt me

    also could the transcribers for the captions on amazon have, like, even tried to look up the native words they used? (foreign language) only does so much to explain to me the context of the conservation

  • Sunset Boulevard

    Sunset Boulevard

    Part of me wants to write an essay about movies in the post-modern era and how today's movies rely heavily on references to classics such as these. It might even feature commentary on how if this movie had been made today, it would rely more so on showing and not telling. Instead, all I really have to say is the second Norma asked Joe what his sun sign was, I knew she was a Leo. That's one piece of information this movie didn't have to explicitly tell me.

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  • The Social Network

    The Social Network


    my only complaint about this movie is eisenberg's eyebrow in the poster. how did it get like that? why is it like that?

  • Toy Story 2

    Toy Story 2


    this movie was so real for making a creepy greedy middle aged white man its villain