Favorite films

  • Mean Girls
  • The Notebook
  • How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
  • Bring It On

Recent activity

  • The Holdovers


  • The Taste of Things

  • Good Burger 2

  • Napoleon

Recent reviews

  • The Taste of Things

    The Taste of Things

    Kinda liked but also kinda didn’tΒ 

    Love the parts with the little girl chef prodigy

  • Grease 2

    Grease 2

    Maxwell Caulfield is hot but this ain’t good

    Update: I actually like 2 songs

Popular reviews

  • Phantom Project

    Phantom Project

    My girl Susan deserved better

  • Stay Out of the Attic

    Stay Out of the Attic


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Sorry who thought it was a good idea to center a horror movie around Joseph Mengele, have a girl named β€œAnne” hiding in the attic, and a room that is a literal GAS CHAMBER. What the actual fuck?