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  • Look at Life

    ★★★

  • Kuleshov Effect

    ★★★½

  • Firestarter

    ★½

  • good kid, m.A.A.d city

    ★★★★½

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  • Titane

    Titane

    ★★★★★

    The best kind of cinema is that kind that leaves you breathless, the kind that puts your heart in your throat, the kind that envelops you whether you're in a theatre or not, the kind that challenges your heart and your mind, the kind that leaves you with your brain scorched but still on fire and whirring 1,000 miles per hour wordless and powerless to convey the kind of all-consuming power it wields.

    This is the kind of cinema we…

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★

    This is a Batman film where Batman is an investigator and not just a vigilante.

    This is a Batman film that heavily focuses on moodiness and eyeliner.

    This is a Batman film that has Nirvana needle drops on the brain.

    This is Batman film which has a serial killer who fetishizes duct tape.

    This is a Batman film that is bisexual without even trying.

    This is a Batman film with its ever-fixed eye on a cinematic version of Batman we…

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  • Firestarter

    Firestarter

    ★½

    John Carpenter's [and Cody Carpenter and Daniel Davies's] score is 🔥. The rest is a nonstarter.

    This wet blanket of a Stephen King adaptation just further confirms the very complicated relationship Blumhouse has with its audiences and the ever-apparent shaky ground King's works now have in their second (and sometimes third) generation of iterations for both the small and big screen that prove not every work of his is worth telling visually, much less twice over.

  • good kid, m.A.A.d city

    good kid, m.A.A.d city

    ★★★★½

    Heavy is the head that wears the crown.

    "Kendrick made you think about it, but he is not your savior." Lamar opens with on the aptly titled track "Savior" from his first full length release in five years, "Mr. Morale & the Big Steppers", and it is really hard to remember a time when we didn't look to this man here as a prophet, an apostle unafraid to preach the truth of what he sees going on around him in his…

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  • Cinderella

    Cinderella

    Cringe - Verb
    \ ˈkrinj \
    cringed; cringing
    intransitive verb

    1: To shrink back, bend, or crouch, especially in fear, pain, or servility; cower

    She cringed in a corner and started praying after having watched Amazon's new iteration of Cinderella.


    2: To feel very embarrassed or awkward; react with discomfort

    Some of us cringed at the speaker’s tactless comments regarding his admiration for Amazon's Cinderella.


    3: Cinderella (2021)

    The 2021 adaptation of the classic fairy tale directed by Kay Cannon…

  • Diana: The Musical

    Diana: The Musical

    What. The. Actual. Campy. Fuck.


    There's a moment in this very chipper and very weird musical when a man dying of AIDS sings to Princess Di, “I may be unwell but I’m handsome as hell.”

    At that point in time, I mentally walked into the ocean with as many heavy stones in my pockets as possible and did not look back.