Terrible takes by a half-wit hack. Ignore any reviews older than yesterday.
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Spider-Man 2002
Version: 35mm Matte Print
Watching this in such a breezy, open format made me feel a little bit spiritual. The crackles of the print and the academy ratio genuinely bring you closer to the film sets; so, when this lets rip with fights and leaps and dives, you appreciate the craftsmanship even more. It helps that this gets all the beats of Spider-Man mythos, too, and sources a new national grid via the electricity of Willem Dafoe's manic performance.
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer & the Island of Misfit Toys 2001
I loved this so much as a child.
It's aged horribly.
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The Starving Games 2013
I laughed once and that was when I realised I had wasted 83 minutes of my life watching this.