• Folklore: The Long Pond Studio Sessions

    Folklore: The Long Pond Studio Sessions


    ms swift im sending u my psychiatric bills for the month my depression came back in full force

  • Ruby Sparks

    Ruby Sparks


    paul dano hides so much evil and lunacy in his fake, sympathetic smile and it sickens me. he looks like wes anderson's puppet wet dream come-to-life. his whole aura screams woe-is-me and 'nice guys always finish last 😑'. he is so vile. watching this movie was my villain origin story

  • About Time

    About Time


    lemme tell y'all a super gross secret: underneath my stony exterior, i am a wimpy ass romantic who BAWLED over the fact that no one will ever love me the way tim loved mary... truly, deeply, as though they were bound by body and soul, transcending time, space, and all things metaphysical.... SO GODDAMN U MOVIE!!!!!!! stupid movie!!!!!!! stupid, cheesy, touching movie!!!!! U BROKE ME!!!!!!! RICHARD CURTIS WHERE ARE MY REPARATIONS!!!!!!!

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind


    if i'm not mistaken, a year before filming, gondry (the director) told jim carrey to remain in his state of heartbreak until shooting began β€” he had just broken up with his girlfriend, and gondry liked how 'beautifully broken' he was. do we always need to be in pain in order to make good art?

  • Midnight in Paris

    Midnight in Paris


    romcoms are capitalist propaganda..... that i love buying into πŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’ž

  • La La Land

    La La Land

    this was so... white

    could barely hold my attention, i'll delay rating this movie until i give it a proper rewatch

  • Her



    rewatched on valentines day: this movie feels like letting myself finally fall apart in the comfort of someone else's arms

  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie

    moral of the story: never forget to thank zendaya. thank u zendaya

  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie


    my only takeaway from this experience is that sam levinson is a pretentious, self-indulgent narcissist β€” but, then again, as malcolm & marie so graciously show us, who in filmmaking isn't?

    note: someone should start a counter for the number of times these two said each other's names throughout the duration of the film bc my god... we get it, it's literally in the fucking title

  • Beautiful Boy

    Beautiful Boy


    the plot lacked substance whilst simultaneously shoving in as many scenes depicting substance abuse as possible. i understand the cyclical nature of drug addiction but good god was it exhaustive β€” which i suppose could be the point?

    a film undoubtedly salvaged by timothee's stellar performance: there was never a moment on-screen wherein he was present and my eyes were not on him, tim was as magnetic as ever, almost excruciatingly so. that motherfucker is truly a Beautiful Boy if…

  • Miraculous World: New York, United HeroeZ

    Miraculous World: New York, United HeroeZ


    and i say this with absolutely no shame whatsoever: i am so mf invested in this goddamn slowburn kids show

  • Dead Poets Society

    Dead Poets Society


    just gay boys doing gay boy things