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  • Assassin 33 A.D.

    Assassin 33 A.D.

    ½

    yas plz kill him good

  • Faust

    Faust

    ★★★★★

    good movies are only like 25% movie

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  • Where the Dead Go to Die

    Where the Dead Go to Die

    ★★★★½

    I know most probably consider this garbage, but it's done the same thing to me that The Burning Moon did. There's something so inexplicably appealing about this to me. Jimmy knows exactly what he wants and he fucking does it, it's probably the most complete and singular artistic vision I've seen in a while.

    I'm giving this a good rating. Don't fucking @ me. If I need an excuse to justify why I like this so much, I'm just going to say that Labby told me to.

  • Final Destination

    Final Destination

    ★★★

    I don't know if it's the fact that I had caffeine today for the first time in like two and half months or what but I'm really

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    with this movie's crackhead levels of over-designed conspiracy-confirming meticulous death contraptions.

    (3.25/5)