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  • Insidious: The Last Key

    Insidious: The Last Key


    you can fucking starve.

    a toweing reclamation of agency in the shadow of abuse. as a swan song to the insidious franchise, the last key is an unbelievably caustic & beautiful finale, recriminating its own property from the heart outwards & positioning lin shaye's elise in her rightful position as centrepiece in a unstable franchise narrative that here becomes harrowingly clear - how is it fair that a woman with this much life, this much drive & will to survive & love in a…

  • The Brown Bunny

    The Brown Bunny


    she is that certain kind of unpleasant, heavy-set & angry woman i pray dosen't pick up the customer service line after i've been on hold for 45 minutes. if youz knowz what i meanz - vincent gallo

    hopefully the cigarettes & fried food will kill her soon - vincent gallo

    sadly her future seems grim & she will most likely attract abusive romantic partners. mostly criminals calling themselves rappers, if you know what i mean - vincent gallo

    it seems so often that…

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  • Ken Park

    Ken Park


    james ransone!!! james ransone's cock!! james ransone jackin' off!! james ransone covered in blood!! james ransome kicking dogs!! james ransone's ass!! james ransone literally cumming on screen!! james ransone eating cake!!

    also amanda plummer. what's not to love

  • Big Little Lies

    Big Little Lies

    insufferable, dissapointing, lacklustre, empty, purposeless, meaningless, corrosive, a waste, confused, disengaging, messy, mediocre, dull, unlikeable, generic, uninteresting, sub-standard, deficient, embarrassing, dire, rotten, disastrous, regrettable, deleterious, sickly, seedy, visually bankrupt, repetitive, ineffective, pernicious, putrid, corpse-like... one of the worst sophomore seasons ever made.

    big little lies
    season two could not stand in clearer and more horrifying contrast to the perfect moment in television that season one, with its unshakeable narrative structure and the empowering peace its ending represented. most hideous is…