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  • Magnolia

    Magnolia

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Emblematic of why all movies should be 90 minutes long. Any good performances by a star studded cast are lost in the muddle of plot lines. This could've been so much tighter if the number of characters had been paired down. The irony is that the three initial stories of coincidence are presented with such brevity that is then forsaken entirely. There's merit in the messages about the lingering effects of bad parenting and forgiveness but my god it needs…

  • Minari

    Minari

    ★★★★

    "I'm not pretty I'm good looking" we love the confidence and we love the cowboy boots

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  • The Pest

    The Pest

    Havent seen this movie in over a decade but you gotta check this movie out. John leguizamos a hustler that gets into a most dangerous hunt thing with some huge German dude, it's the dad from beetlejuice, and his weird son. He only gets a loincloth and a beaded shirt while they have full on safari gear. So Pest basically just runs through Miami trying to keep scamming and stay alive, at one point he poops in the woods and…

  • Jennifer's Body

    Jennifer's Body

    ★★★½

    I thought this movie and 'Teeth' were the same until halfway through so needless to say I was surprised by the plot developments. I don't think any human has ever said 90% of the sentences in this movie until this movie existed but that's okay; it makes for a fun watch. I had the same haircut in high school as the character with whom I share a name so that's pretty fun too.

    There's something to be said about how…