aaron

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favourite films are at the moment

Favorite films

  • Pulse
  • The Orphanage
  • Malignant
  • Midnight Mass

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  • Ouija

    ★★

  • Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom

  • Halloween Kills

    ★★★

  • Scary Movie

    ★★½

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  • Ouija

    Ouija

    ★★

    This was way better than I expected it to be? It's a bit boring and the characters make super dumb decisions, but they're all relatively likeable. The acting isn't horrible either!

    That being said, the scares aren't the best, I'll probably forget it in a week and it pales in comparison to Mike Flanagan's brilliant sequel, which I've realised is actually super respectful to this original film?!?

    It's... fine?

  • Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom

    Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom

    I propose a remake but with muppets.

    Any film that mentions Nietzsche twice is a red flag.

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  • Midnight Mass

    Midnight Mass

    ★★★★½

    I made a joke about two episodes into Midnight Mass that this was about 20% midnight and 80% mass. In some ways, I stand by that statement, but by that final episode, I'm having my doubts.

    Midnight Mass is quite a different story than what I'm used to Mike Flanagan telling but, as per usual, he knocks it out of the park. If you're familiar with his past works and enjoy and appreciate them as much as I do, I…

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    ★★★

    In about a decade, some teen will stumble across this film and decide its their personal favourite of the franchise and wonder why its "so underrated."

    In the end its a slasher movie, backed with laughable dialogue, insane kills and decisions so stupid you'll be yelling at the screen for them to "STOP you idiot... no please don't- ah well thats what you get-."

    I coudn't stop smiling.

    PS: Judy Greer's a badass.