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  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★

    Robert Eggers drenched in sweat running to his desk, scratching down quickly in his notebook only this: 


    mussy (mermaid pussy)

  • First Cow

    First Cow

    ★★★★

    ‪genuinely can’t get over how cookie and king lu in FIRST COW are like if you placed two animal crossing characters into red dead redemption ‬

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  • Thoroughbreds

    Thoroughbreds

    ★★★★½

    this is just how horse girls are

  • At Eternity's Gate

    At Eternity's Gate

    ★★★★½

    Van Gogh: I love nature
    Gauguin: How Can Nature Be Real If Our Eyes Aren’t Real?
    Van Gogh: man shut the fuck up and let me love monet in peace