alyssa

alyssa

It's good but it's no gone girl

Favorite films

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Y Tu Mamá También
  • Moonlight
  • Stoker

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  • Certain Women

  • Dune: Part Two

  • Tenet

  • Madame Web

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  • Madame Web

    Madame Web

    people being like “this is the worst movie I’ve ever seen” ok well. this isn’t even the worst movie I’ve seen this month

  • Argylle

    Argylle

    there is literally no reason why john cena didn’t kiss henry cavill. But this movie made me want to kill myself so who cares

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  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★

    Robert Eggers drenched in sweat running to his desk, scratching down quickly in his notebook only this: 


    mussy (mermaid pussy)

  • Thoroughbreds

    Thoroughbreds

    ★★★★½

    this is just how horse girls are

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