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  • Force Majeure

    Force Majeure

    ★★★★

    love love love. I don't have anything else to say at the moment

  • The Wolf of Wall Street

    The Wolf of Wall Street

    ★★★★

    Here's something new: I hated this movie the first time I watched it and I still dislike it. It attracted so many stupid ass dude bros that my experience was ruined. Really good movie, just not my style at all. The last half of the film was wild, i will give it that

  • Pineapple Express

    Pineapple Express

    ★★★½

    SETH ROGEN CAN DO NO WRONG. Automatic stoner classic

  • Scary Movie

    Scary Movie

    ★★½

    And yes i decided to watch the first one right after. My drunk alter ego is a piece of shit, sorry about her. Not as funny as the second one BUT i didn't realize how closely this movie follows Scream. I thought it was just a few references to the plot but NO, it was basically the entire movie. Ugh, I'm sorry everyone

  • Scary Movie 2

    Scary Movie 2

    ★★½

    UHHHH ERRRR NOTHING TO SEE HERE

    Okay but really I love this movie so much and I'm incredibly ashamed. It's just too funny and obnoxious

  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★

    CLASSIC. This movie isn't great but it sure is enjoyable. Nightmare on Elm Street still reigns king as far as Wes Craven's filmography

  • What We Do in the Shadows

    What We Do in the Shadows

    ★★★★

    Wasn't expecting to like this as much as I did. Super entertaining, this movie made me laugh more than it should have

  • Edward Scissorhands

    Edward Scissorhands

    ★★★½

    I was so terrified of this movie when I was a kid that I wouldn't go through our movie cupboard because just the cover alone would scare me. Even going to Blockbuster and seeing it would terrify me. Why did my mom think it was a good idea to watch this with me when I was SIX.

    Anyway, I eventually watched this when I was older and I went through a phase where I loved it, but after rewatching it…

  • Elvira, Mistress of the Dark

    Elvira, Mistress of the Dark

    ★★

    Between the boob/sex jokes every couple of minutes and the lighthearted sexual harassment, it's a no from me. It hurt how unfunny this was, I wish Elvira wasn't the biggest goth icon

  • The Craft

    The Craft

    ★★½

    This film has a few suicide and self harm triggers

    Really bad movie and it surprised me how depressing it was at the end, but I LOVED IT. I'm a complete sucker for high school movies and witch movies. I'm ashamed, but I can't help it. They're so fun

  • Monster House

    Monster House

    ★★★

    UNDERRATED KIDS HORROR FILM

    I've loved this movie since it came out. A lot of people may be bothered by the animation but I don't mind it at all. There are a lot of funny moments in this film that actually made me laugh out loud. The cast is wacky but it works well. A lot of scenes in this film are extremely creepy, especially since this is rated pg. Huge fan and I don't care what anyone has to say.

    Also, moment of silence for siouxsie in the end credits

  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    ★★★★

    Another movie I used to hate but I've finally come around to. Tim Curry is so great I hope life is treating him well. This film pushed so many boundaries and was completely ahead of it's time. Could be my personal favorite musical, I will have to rewatch Singin In The Rain sometime soon.