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  • La La Land

    La La Land


    It's like a watered-down, cliche-ridden, tonally and formally inconsistent, unadventurous, inadequate remake of The Umbrellas of Cherbourg with worse performances, characterization, and narrative developments. That's essentially what I just made myself watch for the second time, naively hoping I'd like it more. (Is it too late to abandon this project again?)

    I didn't even have fun watching La La Land. The musical numbers are led by poor vocals and mediocre choreography that lack charm (or rhythm), and all the beautiful…

  • Spider-Man: Homecoming

    Spider-Man: Homecoming


    Please give me more movies about people with hearts of gold who just want to help the world. Not smug, self-important people, but people who are truly compassionate and sensitive to the needs of others. I love this version of Peter Parker more than words can convey.

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  • Twin Peaks

    Twin Peaks


    me, running as fast as i can: "i appreciate your style, i just don't get it! please, leave me alone!"
    david lynch, galloping after me and playing a trumpet: "negativity is the enemy of creativity"

  • Logan



    me, in tears, stumbling out of the theater, clutching my jacket against my chest: "it was alright I guess"

    Rating: 94/100