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  • Being John Malkovich
  • Forbidden Zone
  • Fantastic Planet
  • Akira

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  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★★

  • Trading Places

    ★★½

  • The Matrix Revolutions

  • The Matrix Reloaded

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  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★★

    i had fun

  • Trading Places

    Trading Places

    ★★½

    whoo boy. "dated" does not begin to describe some of the problematic aspects of this film, including a scene of Dan Akroyd in fucking BLACKFACE which i did not know existed until it happened. that being said, i know this film jumpstarted both Eddie Murphy & Jamie Lee Curtis's careers, and there are some genuinely funny moments. whole premise is pretty fucked tho & casual dropping of n word from old white dudes to show they are racist is like... almost intolerable to watch. glad i watched will never watch again

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  • Total Recall

    Total Recall

    ★★★★★

    i know it ended up more violent than the writer originally intended but i love every single thing about this movie

  • The Matrix Reloaded

    The Matrix Reloaded

    it's like...bad. i rewatched the whole trilogy after matrix 4 & it's almost completely garbage. some thoughts:

    * neo fighting hundreds of agent smiths...it cuts back & forth from live action to CGI & the CGI looks REALLY BAD. n64 fight scene
    * the uh...weird af matrix code vagina scene. wtf??? why. just why. such poor taste
    * if neo can do literally anything why are there fights?
    * causing someone's heart to beat from within would not negate the effects of a gunshot wound