Clouds of Sils Maria ½

How do you make an art movie? 1) Have tons and tons of dialogue; 2) Occasionally insert a few scenes of beautiful landscape scenery; 3) Have yet more dialogue; 4) Feature a movie within a movie; 5) More dialogue; 6) Make sure there is no plot, no story, no goal, and nothing dramatic happens. This was a boring, lengthy snoozefest that I simply could not care for. Time would have been better spent watching water boil.

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