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Jennifer's Body 2009
The recent "critical reevaluations" get it flat wrong. Jennifer's Body was good in 2009 and it's good in 2019. It didn't flop because of male-gaze marketing aimed to entice an audience with, well, Jennifer's body -- it flopped because you had no taste then as you have no taste now. Just because you didn't realize sexual assault was a theme until Harvey Weinstein jerked off into a potted plant (or, to be a bit more charitable, perhaps you didn't realize…
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Midsommar 2019
Far beyond mere dislike, I am morally opposed to this repugnant filth. I feel nothing but contempt, will never watch again, and if I could purge it from my brain I would. Perhaps even surpasses my loathing of Nymphomaniac Volume II.
"Nihilists can keep you in suspense but they can't make an ending that isn't heat death."