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  • Ride or Die

    Ride or Die


    There are some wacky parts of this that I absolutely loved, but any film in which a ✨lesbian character✨ has sex with multiple heterosexual males is always a tell tale sign that cishet and male gaze are turning up to ruin the party once again.

  • Mrs. Hyde

    Mrs. Hyde


    One needs to remove one’s love of Isabelle Huppert when watching Isabelle Huppert movies, because the truth is that many of them are just messes.

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  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    The Rocky Horror Picture Show


    It may be 01:14am, and I may be drunk, but I mean this sincerely and from the bottom of my heart.

    Cinema does not get any more irreverent, more joyous, more camp, more musical, more sexy, more nostalgic, more genius than this.

    Send it in to space, pass it on to the forming bacteria on Mars, preserve it at all costs.

    Don't dream it, be it.

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984


    Guys am I fully trippin’ or was this kind of awful?

    The No Man’s Land scene in Wonder Woman (2017) gave me chills and made me feel empowered. Literally every big moment that aimed to do that in 1984 made me cringe so fucking hard.

    And when Kristen Wiig turned into Taylor Swift in Cats without *any* explanation, I actually felt my soul leave my body.

    Also, did the action/CGI feel completely weightless to y’all? Like what the hell?

    If nothing else, this is a movie that proves men really do be stealing women’s glow. 😕