Favorite films

  • Miracle Mile
  • Black Christmas
  • A Woman Under the Influence
  • Carrie

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  • Frailty


  • Blood Simple


  • Miracle Mile


  • Basket Case


Recent reviews

  • Frailty



    I dig the 90s thriller vibe, but it’s all just a bit too dumb by the end of things isn’t it.

  • Blood Simple

    Blood Simple


    If the pacing of this was ever so slightly quicker, it'd be a five star smash. It almost feels like the slow pace disguises just how much of a wild ride this is.

Popular reviews

  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    The Rocky Horror Picture Show


    It may be 01:14am, and I may be drunk, but I mean this sincerely and from the bottom of my heart.

    Cinema does not get any more irreverent, more joyous, more camp, more musical, more sexy, more nostalgic, more genius than this.

    Send it in to space, pass it on to the forming bacteria on Mars, preserve it at all costs.

    Don't dream it, be it.

  • Sicario



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    A collection of real time thoughts:

    ~ I totes know all about this, I've seen Narcos.
    ~ Well, season one of Narcos anyway...
    ~ Damn less that two minutes in and this cinematography is already SICK.
    ~ Oh shit this is gonna be good.
    ~ Emily Blunt in uniform makes me feel things.
    ~ This is not my dream job.
    ~ The least romantic surprise trip to Mexico ever.
    ~ Look at all these lads…