A collection of real time thoughts:

~ I totes know all about this, I've seen Narcos.
~ Well, season one of Narcos anyway...
~ Damn less that two minutes in and this cinematography is already SICK.
~ Oh shit this is gonna be good.
~ Emily Blunt in uniform makes me feel things.
~ This is not my dream job.
~ INAPPROPRIATE FLIP FLOPS ALERT.
~ The least romantic surprise trip to Mexico ever.
~ Look at all these lads…

A collection of real time thoughts:

~ Right off the bat, I've got to say that a world without children sounds very appealing to me, but we'll see how this goes...
~ WOW three seconds in and this is already some mad shit.
~ BANG.
~ Fucking hell that chick was carrying her own arm.
~ This version of Britain has Brexit written all over it.
~ I often get that type of reception as my train goes through Swindon.…