RSS feed for Amy

Favorite films

Recent activity

All

Recent reviews

More
  • The Nun

    The Nun

    ★★★★

    This film is 111 minutes long.

    Isabelle Huppert is only in it for 49 of them.

    If that's not a crime against God then I don't know what is.

  • Room in Rome

    Room in Rome

    ★★

    Come for the alluring women, leave for the terrible dialogue, slap you in the face metaphorical subtlety and downright suspect acting.

    Elena Anaya is right up my alley, it's just a shame that Natasha Yarovenko cannot act to save her life.

Popular reviews

More
  • Sicario

    Sicario

    ★★★★

    A collection of real time thoughts:

    ~ I totes know all about this, I've seen Narcos.
    ~ Well, season one of Narcos anyway...
    ~ Damn less that two minutes in and this cinematography is already SICK.
    ~ Oh shit this is gonna be good.
    ~ Emily Blunt in uniform makes me feel things.
    ~ This is not my dream job.
    ~ INAPPROPRIATE FLIP FLOPS ALERT.
    ~ The least romantic surprise trip to Mexico ever.
    ~ Look at all these lads…

  • Children of Men

    Children of Men

    ★★★★½

    A collection of real time thoughts:

    ~ Right off the bat, I've got to say that a world without children sounds very appealing to me, but we'll see how this goes...
    ~ WOW three seconds in and this is already some mad shit.
    ~ BANG.
    ~ Fucking hell that chick was carrying her own arm.
    ~ This version of Britain has Brexit written all over it.
    ~ I often get that type of reception as my train goes through Swindon.…