The Deer Hunter ★★★★½

*Best Picture Nominee Project: Part 6*
*Best Supporting Actress Nominee Project: Part 8*

Nominee - Meryl Streep as Linda

A collection of real time thoughts:

~ Opening scene looks like a cross between Terminator 2 and Breaking Bad season four.
~ #prettysparks
~ So, are we gonna talk about the fact that Christopher Walked probably killed Natalie Wood or nah?
~ Ey! It's Vito and Fredo together!
~ That's a very crinkly wedding dress.
~ 'Sup Meryl.
~ Walken was the prettiest boy.
~ This wedding ceremony is some real elaborate shit!
~ I'm not even sure what this culture is?
~ Polish?
~ Russian?
~ De Niro macking on Streep right in front of Walken is pretty cold.
~ Oh fuck dude, slap the guy not your girl!
~ CLASSIC WEDDING BRAWL ALERT.
~ Uh oh spilled drops!
~ #foreshadowing
~ DE NIRO'S PENIS ALERT.
~ An hour in, I can't believe we're not in Vietnam yet.
~ Oh my days are we going to Vietnam at all? Is that what this movie is?
~ This score is hella imposing.
~ Oh thank god, we're in Vietnam.
~ Also, oh god, we're in Vietnam.
~ OH
~ MY
~ GOD
~ THROWING
~ THAT
~ BOMB
~ IN
~ THE
~ HIDING
~ HOLE
~ Holy fucking shit.
~ Can we go back to the jolly wedding?
~ Woooaahh what is that water cage thing?
~ This isn't my kind of Russian roulette.
~ Fuck allllll this shit I've have been glad to shoot myself in the head.
~ THAT'S A BROKEN LEG RIGHT THERE.
~ Not being funny but how the hell did Walken's wallet complete with paper money and photographs survive in the water?
~ It's getting all Miss Saigon up in here.
~ Jeeeeesus this is bleak.
~ Oh bloody hell not this roulette again.
~ Michael's home!
~ Oooh why does he have Walken's wallet?
~ Or is it his own wallet with a picture of Meryl in it too?
~ Oh snap Walken's AWOL.
~ Streep's voice is so high pitched.
~ Oh shit Steve's back already!
~ Angela's in a baaaaad way.
~ Hunting makes me sad.
~ Oh my god here's Steven.
~ NO LEGS.
~ Saigon 'bout to fall people THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
~ Oh god where's Nick at.
~ Mother fucking roulette.
~ GOD DAMNIT NICKY.
~ Awkward funeral brunch.
~ Well, this three hour affair has thoroughly devastated me.