Candygram. Bland shark.
A feature-length tug-of-war between the handful of seasoned actors who are turning in excellent performances, and probably think they're making the next BLOOD SIMPLE, and...well...Michael Jai White, who plays the indefatigable Big City Cop, and whose performance wouldn't be out of place in a David Zucker film. So who wins? No one! Because the script is garbled and the cinematography is garbage!
The highlight of the film is definitely Aida Turturro pining after a post-coital corn dog.