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  • The Meg

    The Meg


    Candygram. Bland shark.

  • Making a Killing

    Making a Killing


    A feature-length tug-of-war between the handful of seasoned actors who are turning in excellent performances, and probably think they're making the next BLOOD SIMPLE, and...well...Michael Jai White, who plays the indefatigable Big City Cop, and whose performance wouldn't be out of place in a David Zucker film. So who wins? No one! Because the script is garbled and the cinematography is garbage!

    The highlight of the film is definitely Aida Turturro pining after a post-coital corn dog.

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  • Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich

    Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich


    A film featuring Udo Kier, written by S. Craig Zahler, scored by Fabio Frizzi, with illustrations by Ben Marra!? I feel like I just got my top draft picks in Fangoria Fantasy Football.

  • Fright Night

    Fright Night


    If FRIGHT NIGHT and I were dangling off a cliff, each clasping one of your arms, and you had the strength to save only one, I would insist you let me fall.