Favorite films

  • Real Women Have Curves
  • Anastasia
  • Lady Bird
  • 27 Dresses

Recent activity

  • Made of Honor


  • Drop Dead Gorgeous


  • 80 for Brady


  • Taylor Swift: Reputation Stadium Tour


Recent reviews

  • Made of Honor

    Made of Honor


    In a way….27 Dresses from a Male Perspective

  • 80 for Brady

    80 for Brady


    Caught between a sarcastic review about hating Tom Brady, a joke review about how knowing the right people truly can get you into rooms you have no business being in, and a way-too-earnest review about my grandmothers (Sally Field and Rita Moreno). You get the gist

Popular reviews

  • Mayday



    Shailene Woodley knock-off: “You’re killing people!”
    Mia Goth: “No, I’m killing boys!”

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once


    If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a million times - I just think Michelle Yeoh!!!

    Alternate review: Lady Bird for girls whose (500) Days of Summer was Scott Pilgrim vs. the World 

    (Americana w/ Louis)