Favorite films

  • The Iron Giant
  • Hot Fuzz
  • Short Term 12
  • Brick

Recent activity

  • Lincoln


  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse


  • La Ciénaga


  • The Switchblade Sisters


Recent reviews

  • Lincoln



    This doesn't hit like a stale biopic at all to me, and I think that's down to a fantastic screenplay and genuinely great acting. Praising DDL is a massive cliche, but he literally embodies what your mental image of what Lincoln as a president was. I don't know how accurate this is obviously, but it's a compelling look at someone trying to accomplish something meaningfully good against almost all of his peers' judgement and by whatever means necessary. Has the…

  • La Ciénaga

    La Ciénaga


    The cinematic equivalent of placing purgatory inside of a black hole filled with mud. Meandering and intentionally aimless, this isn't a struggle to watch but it's also somehow not really captivating and sluggish and taxing at the same time. Gets fairly depressing as the most mundane portrait of stasis you can imagine

Popular reviews

  • The Babysitter: Killer Queen

    The Babysitter: Killer Queen


    In no particular order, here are the things this movie did a disservice to:
    Samara Weaving
    The first Babysitter movie I saw 2 hours ago
    Dead Kennedys
    Hocus Pocus by Focus
    Baby Driver
    Any media that references movies

    You like Terminator?

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things


    This had 5 star potential, I was in love with the first half. The suspense, the discomfort, the mood, the dialogue, I was unbelievably hooked. Then it's like the movie tripped walking down a hill and just started tumbling faster and faster. The mood started to break, the fascinating became the nonsensical, the pretention reared its head, and then poof: nothing. It totally and completely lost me. I can't overstate my disappointment. At least the filmmaking itself was good I guess.

    Jessie Buckley is astounding though, please put her in more movies