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  • The Florida Project

    The Florida Project


    tipped over and still growing.

  • Wonder Woman

    Wonder Woman


    If Gal Gadot were just a rabid Zionist, I would feel disingenuous for hating her performance. Thankfully she’s a rabid Zionist and an embarrassingly abysmal actor and pointedly embodying the inherent irony of having a woman who literally worked tirelessly to support the indiscriminate slaughter of innocent Palestinian children act as an arbiter of complete and ultimate peace seeking the minimization of death in a complicated world, so I feel great!

    Seriously though, as glib as the above sounds this…

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  • Repulsion



    Throw out that fucking rabbit jesus christ

  • A Hole in My Heart

    A Hole in My Heart


    Despite its [SCREECHING NOISE] efforts to employ avant- [SOUND CUTS OUT FOR 4 SECONDS, THEN SCREECHING NOISE OVER PIXELATION] garde technique to discuss [REVIEW GOES NIGHTVISION AND SOUND DOESN'T MATCH IMAGE] sexual desire and past trauma and parenting I don [SCREECHING, SCARE CUTS TO VAGINAL SURGERY] 't think A Hole in My Heart succeeds at articulating any of its ideas astutely.