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  • The Nun

    The Nun

    ★½

    Ditches all opportunities for Gothic slow-burn and doesn’t pepper in nearly enough horror-comedy camp action and dialogue, lands in a foggy middle zone of muddy grays and clunky editing and blank stares from Vera Farmiga’s talentless daughter. And that’s all ignoring the matter of the actual plot to this thing being plain and utter nonsense! Congrats on all the money though.

  • Coco

    Coco

    ★★★½

    I like the big silly dog

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  • A Hole in My Heart

    A Hole in My Heart

    ★½

    Despite its [SCREECHING NOISE] efforts to employ avant- [SOUND CUTS OUT FOR 4 SECONDS, THEN SCREECHING NOISE OVER PIXELATION] garde technique to discuss [REVIEW GOES NIGHTVISION AND SOUND DOESN'T MATCH IMAGE] sexual desire and past trauma and parenting I don [SCREECHING, SCARE CUTS TO VAGINAL SURGERY] 't think A Hole in My Heart succeeds at articulating any of its ideas astutely.

  • Repulsion

    Repulsion

    ★★★★

    Throw out that fucking rabbit jesus christ