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  • Amélie
  • District 9
  • The Incredibles
  • Mad Max: Fury Road

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  • The Men Who Stare at Goats

    ★★★

  • Ice Age

    ★★★★

  • The Driver

  • 28 Weeks Later

    ★★★

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  • The Men Who Stare at Goats

    The Men Who Stare at Goats

    ★★★

    For some reason, I was under the impression this was a Coen brothers film. It’s not, but potentially still a pretty close facsimile. It isn’t as good, of course, but also not bad.

  • Ice Age

    Ice Age

    ★★★★

    Stone-cold classic.

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  • 28 Weeks Later

    28 Weeks Later

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This sequel takes inspiration from the ‘Jurassic Park’ sequels: It all makes sense if you keep in mind that at any time everyone always makes the stupidest possible decision.

    Re-opening mainland Britain and London so soon? ✅
    Re-allowing children into the country without proper precautions and not preparing your scientists? ✅
    Seemingly immune person not telling anybody? ✅ [Maybe not that bad of an idea given the U.S. Army is involved, but still…]
    Kids being the little idiots they are?…

  • The Neon Demon

    The Neon Demon

    What.

    While this film looks gorgeous, features so many beautiful and talented people, and it sounds great [especially the moments of almost total silence], I’m not going to give it a rating, because I simply don’t know whether it’s brilliant or total garbage…

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