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  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    ½

    The _Dino Crisis_ Adaptation we didn’t deserve. The sequel to _Jurassic World_ that nobody wanted and which improves not a single thing. At this point, the makers of these films have proved time and time again that they fundamentally do not understand why people loved _Jurassic Park_ or the idea of bringing dinosaurs back. There’s no wonder left in these films; just chaos and horror.

  • You Were Never Really Here

    You Were Never Really Here

    ★★★★

    Terminator meets Taxi Driver. A maximally violent piece that doesn’t involve an iota of emotion but an ocean of emptiness and dissociation. Joaquin Phoenix excels as a man who abandoned society, trapped in the speed and presence of a sleepwalker.

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  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049 is to Blade Runner what Star Wars: The Force Awakens is to Star Wars. What slowly starts out as a quiet, small journey of discovery quickly devolves into an epic miscalculation that ultimately equals nothing. Propelled by an unhealthy misconception of what the original Blade Runner was—which is a grimey, intimate meditation on desolation and loneliness—, Blade Runner 2049 meanders on majestically like an orchestra without a conductor. Where it tries to be epic, it exposes its…

  • Interstellar

    Interstellar

    ★★★★★

    "Rage against the dying of the light."
    Rage we shall. This movie is not for those who have lost their imagination. It's not for the ones who have forgotten the meaning of hope. Who have let go of a child's ability to dream of things greater than oneself. Who have stopped looking to the stars and started to accept the dirt. This movie is for those with a pioneer spirit.