I was as tense as the dad’s butt when he’s injecting himself with steroids.

(And I was disappointed that a tonka truck didn't come out).

Ok ok, had to get that out there.

Anyway. That was quite an experience, good Lord. I enjoyed it enough that I don't regret watching it, but I also don't want to watch it ever again? Honestly, the sheer insanity of it all—and every single gushing sound and needlepoint stabbing that made me wince fifty billion times—was just too distracting for me. Felt kind of Kill Bill.

Incredible performances, and truly one-of-a-kind, though!