This is fucking awful, so utterly failing at whatever comic trajectory it was aiming for that its opening credits play as unironic badge-worshipping propaganda. It honestly read like the film was threatening me. And it doesn't even do THAT very well.
But I did not bring you here today to discuss a badly aged movie*. I brought you here to tell you DRAGNET is the film Michael Bay stole ALL his ideas from.
Look at this car chase: