Andrew Furtado

Andrew Furtado


Editor. Not every good movie has been seen, but not every unseen movie is good. There's really only one way to find out.

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  • Spellcaster



    This is pretty fun but HOLY SHIT does it just give up on the final 20 minutes. Seems like the money ran out but they needed to get to 90 minutes.... Had a bunch of film left and only two smoke bombs for effects. It was a fun ride until then. Very Band-y.

  • Demons 2

    Demons 2


    You're either a DEMONS or DEMONS 2 fan. You can't be both. I've picked my side. 

    Theater over apartment.

Popular reviews

  • Daniel Isn't Real

    Daniel Isn't Real


    Daniel Isn't Real(ly a good movie)

  • One Cut of the Dead

    One Cut of the Dead


    This was fun. It's kind of like seeing a 30-minute magic trick then a step-by-step presentation revealing that it's not actually magic, it's actually hard fucking work and perseverance.

    Shoutout to the shot of the producer texting on their phone for a major part, then looking up to say it was great. That's something that was too real.