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  • Better Watch Out

    Better Watch Out

    ★★★½

    I kinda liked the sniveling little shit villain in this. So cocky he dances after a successful blow with a baseball bat. So horny he pops boners mid torture session. And so white bread he is upset by a presence of an Italian in his home.

    This was a bit of a pleasant surprise. The first 30 minutes or so are utter PG 13 teen horror shit. It's bad. But once a character "turns" the film gets pretty nasty and…

  • Killing Ground

    Killing Ground

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Feels like people who haven't seen a lot of movies dive for the "grindhouse" descriptor for this movie. I would opt for "rote", "by the numbers" or "nothing new for trash like you."

    Two beauties go to their own little slice of heaven in the Australian countryside, just to be harassed and abused by two deranged hunters and their dog.

    I think the two major contributions to the genre that this film makes are the parallel structure employed in the…

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  • The Martian

    The Martian

    ★★

    "Science the shit out of it." "Let's do this." "I can do it" *bro banter* "disco sucks*

    Drew Goddard is terrible. Ridley Scott is terrible. Matt Damon is very likable. Jeff Daniels did his best work in Dumb and Dumber and has been a national disgrace ever since. Donald Glover is embarrassing. Strange race mix-ups in the casting that keep the ethnic names and background of the book. This movie is a mess.

    I hate how being pro-science has completely…

  • The White Helmets

    The White Helmets

    ½

    Piece of shit imperialist agit prop that fails at even being compelling propaganda.

    The White Helmets are not good people. They are largely responsible for our idiotic political leaders and media cretins advocating for war in Syria for the past few years. Here they are presented as tailors, blacksmiths and builders who just want to save lives. In reality they are the Western backed Sunni extremist allied information arm of the latest iteration of the butchers on 9/11/01. How swindled…