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  • Justice League

    Justice League


    Almost every hero was faster than The Flash.

    I have faith there's a decent movie hiding somewhere in here, but the pacing felt careless and most concepts were undeveloped. Primarily brainless fight scenes with incomprehensible stakes.

    Ezra Miller (and everything about The Flash) was fantastic.

  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird


    Really entertaining and everyone's great, but it felt a little too personal to affect me as deeply as it might've.

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  • Fifty Shades Darker

    Fifty Shades Darker


    I wish it were called 100 Shades Darker because I would've preferred to sit in a pitch black movie theater rather than watch this.

  • Fifty Shades of Grey

    Fifty Shades of Grey


    didnt get a boner once