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  • High School Musical
  • High School Musical 2
  • High School Musical 3: Senior Year
  • The Holy Mountain

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  • The Haunted World of El Superbeasto

    ½

  • Fire Ted Cruz

    ★★★½

  • A Scanner Darkly

    ★★★★

  • High School Musical 2

    ★★★★½

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  • The Haunted World of El Superbeasto

    The Haunted World of El Superbeasto

    i don't know when i watched this. sometime within the past 6 months. i brought up the fact that we never finished it and my friend said "do we really have to finish it to know how we feel about it?" and he was right. this movie delivers potty humor that only middle schoolers would find funny, uncomfortable amounts nudity and objectification of women, and an impressively uninteresting plot. i'll give it some credit and say there were maybe a few bits that made me laugh, but the large majority of this is unwatchable

  • Fire Ted Cruz

    Fire Ted Cruz

    ★★★½

    yeah, FUCK ted cruz!

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  • High School Musical

    High School Musical

    ★★★★★

    cinema in its purest form. a flawless work of art. an unwavering beacon of light within the sea of garbage "films" that we're assaulted with these days. watching this is a rite of passage for those who hope to become film experts. it's rare to find such an important work with such a profound message: you can be two things!

  • Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

    Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

    ★★★★½

    a hilarious 80s horror parody with fake production flaws that are so meticulously crafted that it's easy to forget that you're not watching an actual bad horror drama from the 80s