Godzilla vs. Kong

Godzilla vs. Kong ★★½

i only watched the first half so this review is completely unfair. i didn't even see kong and godzilla fight. but i know in my heart there is no way that big ass ape defeats godzilla. i love a good underdog story, but godzilla is a walking nuclear weapon. my friend's kept telling me i shouldn't be too sure because "kong is smart." shut up. just shut up. 
if godzilla was scaled down to human-size with the same powers do you think you could beat him with your brain? no you'd be charred to death by his nuclear breath. idiot.

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