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  • Koyaanisqatsi
  • Apocalypse Now
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Porco Rosso

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Recent reviews

  • Fanboys



    What if it sucks?

    -The Prequels are the best ones, so shut your mouth!

    Part I: The Farce Awakens

    In the tradition of EuroTrip, Road Trip, and some other third film, embark on a comical journey of four youngsters going off to Skywalker Ranch to steal a rough cut of The Phantom Menace to their cancer-stricken fifth friend. Let the games begin.

    Part II: The Elitist Menace

    Very quickly, there is an air of elitism in this film and it…

  • (500) Days of Summer

    (500) Days of Summer


    Roses are red, violets are blue, fuck you whore

    So you are telling me that commitment is a reward for sex? Modernity is funny, man. A 20-something loser strikes out with a woman. There, saved you 95 minutes.

Popular reviews

  • Turning Red

    Turning Red

    My panda, my choice!


    Where to begin with this film? We have unsubtle references to the UN, menstruation, drug use, pedophilia (in dialogue), ancestor worship, strippers, feminist slogans, occult rituals, and the main character shaking her ass on the title card. Who was this for and why? I was half-expecting 9/11 references. Would have been fun to see a 9/11 truther character here. Also fairly anachronistic. Wasn't Twilight written in 2005? Wasn't "my body, my choice" first said in…

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once


    For the first 100 minutes, it's a really entertaining mix of tones until it gets all nihilistic and then it loses me. That being said, the Ratatouille parody was hilarious. The movie theater has become the new church if this movie's worldview is any indication. This time, the offering is mandatory. Might be the most I laughed during a movie I didn't like.