Favorite films

  • Céline and Julie Go Boating
  • Dil Se..
  • Mulholland Drive
  • Phantom Thread

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  • Alita: Battle Angel


  • Mad God


Recent reviews

  • eXistenZ



    This is just a movie about me trying to get people into dark souls, complete with the other party at some point yelling “can’t you pause?!?!?”

    I’m sure there are plenty of reviews out there poking fun at daddy cronenberg having no idea what video games are like (as if he accidentally made his game controllers fleshy meat sacs), but i actually think this is really perceptive about how games operate and what their trajectory may eventually be, what with…

  • Alita: Battle Angel

    Alita: Battle Angel


    Lowkey rips

Popular reviews

  • 8½

    Found the other half

  • Weathering with You

    Weathering with You


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    In Cinematary's coverage from TIFF 2019, Zach and Jessica pointed out that this movie has two glaring problems: a manic pixie dream girl and climate denialism. I posit that these problems are one and the same; the problem is the protagonist, who shouldn't be.

    Imagine for a second that Hodaka, the protagonist of WEATHERING WITH YOU, doesn't exist, and instead, the film's POV character is Hina. Change nothing else! Here's how Hina's story would go:
    - she's a girl who…