I have some misgivings but also it’s very sweet and sad!
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Shoplifters 2018
SHOPS = LIFTED
TEARS = JERKED
THAT ANGELIC LITTLE GIRL WHO AWAKENED MY RETICENT MATERNAL INSTINCTS = ADOPTED (BY ME!!! COME TO MOMMY) -
Shoplifters 2018
SHOPLIFTERS is just a lovely, bittersweet, touching film about family and trust and delusion and survival. It wins my own personal Palme d’Or (a photo of my palm that I…
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Shoplifters 2018
When you’re in a family, the easiest thing to steal...
[David Caruso sunglasses emoticon]
...is your heart. -
Velvet Buzzsaw 2019
how come this episode of Goosebumps wasn't just 30 minutes like the other ones
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Happy Death Day 2U 2019
It doesn’t make much sense at points and there’s a whole unnecessary heist scene and I don’t care! I loved it. Sign me up for more in the Death Day…
Lists
AllTop Ten 2018
Drew Schnoebelen 11 films
The Dissolve's [UNOFFICIAL] Best Films of 2018
Kevin White 20 films
The (Unofficial) Dissolve's Best Films of 2017
Kevin White 20 films
James Cameron Crowe
Griffin Newman 15 films
Marvel Cinematic Universe Movies Ranked
Drew Schnoebelen 20 films
Marvel
David Sims 20 films
Marvel Cinematic Universe, Ranked
Matt Singer 16 films
favorite heists
Priscilla 40 films