A movie that goes on for 60 full minutes at a snail’s pace with nearly zero jokes and then Dennis The Robot shows up and just runs circles around everyone…
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Bill & Ted Face the Music 2020
Infinitely better than I was expecting. Trailer sucked and I assumed people were being just nice but this is as good as it could’ve been. A movie the world needs…
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Lost in Space 1998
The robot in this movie is such a fucking bro. Destroy, it confusedly keeps yelling. “That was a mistake” it says to something regular. Get a grip, man, come on. …
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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World 2010
I’d been holding off on watching this a second time since giving it a mixed review in The A.V. Club a decade ago, and I fully expected to fall in…
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Eyes Wide Shut 1999
You can tell which one of the masked high society perverts is Lorne Michaels by the nude depersonalized women who follow him around the orgy with bowls of popcorn
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She Dies Tomorrow 2020
SHE DIES TOMORROW reminds me a bit (a bit!) of FIGHT CLUB. I explained why in my review in this week's newsletter. (It's after the bit about 3D.)
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Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation 2015
Mom come pick me up I got friggin' disavowed again
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