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  • Deep Impact

    Deep Impact


    Morgan Freeman starts his national address about the end of the world with “Hello, America!”. This film is buck fucking wild.

  • Grosse Pointe Blank

    Grosse Pointe Blank


    Lost half a star for the anti-union sentiment, and another for every character pronouncing Oregon “orygone”. Otherwise flawless.

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  • The Room

    The Room


    I have never had more fun watching a film before in my life.

  • Nymphomaniac: Vol. I

    Nymphomaniac: Vol. I


    This film is a practical joke, right? Horrifically written, overacted, directionless, two-dimensional nonsense.

    The only time I’ve ever watched something on a recommendation from a friend, and felt upset enough to post a review. The friend got a stern telling off too. Just, ugh. Awful.