• Luca

    Luca

    ★★★★★

    This was perfect. I don't even want to know why people aren't rating it 5 stars. They're wrong. This was perfect.

  • Silver Linings Playbook

    Silver Linings Playbook

    ★★★★★

    Yeah fuck it I’m going 5 stars on what is apparently my 3rd? but really my 9th or 10th rewatch of this it’s fucking perfect and might be my favorite movie of all time

  • Onward

    Onward

    ★★★★

    Wow this really finds its legs 😉 in the last act, huh?!

  • Wreck-It Ralph

    Wreck-It Ralph

    ★★½

    Why is every joke in this movie about shitting yourself? Are children okay?

  • Back to the Future Part III

    Back to the Future Part III

    ★★★★½

    I’m sorry, but it does lose a half star because of the flying train. Yeah, I know exactly the movie I watched. Sorry. The flying train is really very stupid.

  • Persona

    Persona

    ★★

    Unfortunately this proved all too powerful a reminder of the semester I took a film class and all the absolutely unwatchable dross I was subjected to for those 16 weeks—and no I'm really sorry but I absolutely cannot with shit like this.

  • The Seventh Seal

    The Seventh Seal

    ★★★½

    I know part of why this didn't really land for me is because it seemed cliche because actually this film invented all the now cliche things and I'm just coming to it too late—but also it genuinely was a contrived mess in parts and I imagine I would have also felt pretty tepid about it if I'd seen it in 1957.

    Still terrified to give it any less than three and a half stars though don't drag me too hard Letterboxd okay?!

  • Tenet

    Tenet

    Nope. No. Absolutely not.

  • Teen Wolf

    Teen Wolf

    ★★½

    This is either the greatest piece of filmmaking in cinema history, or the worst mistake anyone has ever made doing anything.

  • Framing John DeLorean

    Framing John DeLorean

    ★★

    It was an interesting choice to cast half the people in this movie just to stand around talking about how they’ve never heard of John DeLorean.

  • The Midnight Sky

    The Midnight Sky

    ★★

    Kyle Chandler doesn’t know how to act, he just knows how to make his eyes really big.

  • Soul

    Soul

    ★★★★½

    When the two companies finally merged, Disney installed an employee at Pixar whose only job is to be in every meeting repeatedly screaming IT NEEDS A TALKING ANIMAL AND AT LEAST ONE BUTT JOKE. So we're half a star shy because of that asshole.