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  • Hot Rod
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1
  • Mulholland Drive
  • Cloud Atlas

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  • Event Horizon

    ★★★★★

  • Solace

    ★★★½

  • Thor: Love and Thunder

  • The Simpsons Movie

    ★★★★½

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  • Event Horizon

    Event Horizon

    ★★★★★

    i love this movie so passionately that when natalie portman mentions it in the new thor to make some horribly written point about space travel actual steam came out of my ears. paul ws anderson i love you baby

  • Solace

    Solace

    ★★★½

    shot like an experimental student film by a guy who skimread the wikipedia page for 'symbolism' but it also has anthony hopkins playing a psychic doctor who approvingly quotes freud so im physically incapable of giving it a lower rating than this sorry. anthony what did you think of three essays on the theory of sexuality xx

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  • Saw II

    Saw II

    ★★★

    when jigsaw is like 'ive never actually killed anyone' i need that level of self delusion. if you die it's on you i had nothing to do with it. all i did is set up the gun to shoot you it's not my fault you got shot

  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★

    most limp-wristed murderers in film history