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  • Annihilation



    This is like Stalker but it's yelling at me.

  • Annihilation



    I want to praise major studio sci fi, but it's a no from me dawg.

    Some good ideas, bad script

    Lens flair was annoying

    Guitar score was irritating, last score was good

    Performances a mixed bag, but Portman and Isaac are good

    Fan of the original book, fine with the idea of changes, just not ones that thud the crap out of a message. Not a good last sequence, although the actual monster scene is delightful.

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