Favorite films

  • Boyhood
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Gattaca
  • Before Sunset

Recent activity

  • Body Heat


  • Asteroid City


  • Theater Camp


  • Inland Empire


Recent reviews

  • Body Heat

    Body Heat


    There once was a hornbag called Ned
    Who thought shit rained on his head
    Deadly non-monogamy
    Sensual typography
    "Maybe she'll... fuck me to death"

  • Asteroid City

    Asteroid City


    One saturated desert set
    Spooky critter I won't forget
    Wes is as Wes does
    I can't help but love
    A stacked cast and scene vignettes

Popular reviews

  • Oppenheimer



    Mutually assured consumption
    A biopic, make no assumption
    Three sheets to the wind
    The women, chagrined
    Sound design creates perfect eruption

  • Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

    Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas


    Ridiculous scenes may thrill me
    Yet the third act does not fulfill me
    With an unhinged script
    Shoot up from the hip
    "Bisexuals are gonna kill me