Dr. Schlock

Connoisseur of the Golden Age of Exploitation and Smut. Inconsistent review styles. Victim of flesheating anxiety. Not a Doctor.

Favorite films

  • Frankenhooker
  • Blood for Dracula
  • Stone Cold
  • Das Boot

Recent activity

  • Das Boot


  • The Mob


  • Death Brings Roses


  • Stiff Competition


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • The Sadness

    The Sadness


    Best Cat III adaptation of Crossed that isn't actually a Cat III adaptation of Crossed.

  • Bloody Murder

    Bloody Murder


    This movie is awful but I'm blinded by my nostalgia of this being one of the last movies I rented before mom and pop video rental stores were added to the endangered species list.