Dude's never gonna fall in love again.
Dear Mr. Amenábar,
If you read this please leave your PayPal account information in the comments. I wanna send you 150 bucks. Please use it for a class in subtlety. And if there's any money left, buy Mr. Hawke a beer or two for trying to save your ass. And maybe consider making your next movie about a guy buying a toaster if you're so easily overwhelmed by anything more complex.
PS: Come to think of it, I would actually love to see a movie about Ethan Hawke buying a toaster.