I don't understand why some people say Fred Astaire had big and/or ugly ears. Just look at the header image and tell me those aren't the most perfectly shaped ears you've ever seen. Tell it to my face, if you dare.
Dear Mr. Amenábar,
If you read this please leave your PayPal account information in the comments. I wanna send you 150 bucks. Please use it for a class in subtlety. And if there's any money left, buy Mr. Hawke a beer or two for trying to save your ass. And maybe consider making your next movie about a guy buying a toaster if you're so easily overwhelmed by anything more complex.
PS: Come to think of it, I would actually love to see a movie about Ethan Hawke buying a toaster.