Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Creator 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Oct 2023 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  I like to think that Joshua and Maya kissing as they die amidst explosions was Gareth Edwards’ way of throwing a bone to everyone (me) who thought that Jyn and Cassian should have made out in that elevator on Scarif (the Star Wars planet, not The Creator colony). 

  Though methinks Tony Gilroy needed a pass at this one as well.

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  A Haunting in Venice 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Sep 2023

  We should keep giving Kenneth the money for these films. I like to hear his little French accent and see his little mustache, and sometimes that’s all I need from a film.

  Also, is Kyle Allen going to be the big breakout star of West Side Story once the dust is settled…?

Popular reviews

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  Starring Jerry As Himself 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Jan 2023 2

  This movie was made with a lot of care and a lot of love and heart, but is simultaneously the most depressing fucking thing I have ever seen. Was not expecting that at all going in.

  Anyone here who can go check on Jerry in Taiwan? Please?

  UPDATE: Jerry won!!

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  Top Gun: Maverick 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 28 May 2022 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  a young man who grew up not knowing his father dreams of being a pilot, though his family is against it. after setbacks, he finally achieves his dream and is soon thrust into a dangerous situation where he has to blow up an enemy base. the problem is that the only way to successfully destroy this base involves a dangerous run through a canyon against a ticking clock, and the man has to make a one-in-a-million shot to destroy an…