anna

i'm bad at watching movies and i don't like it when they are longer than 90 minutes. what am i doing here.

Favorite films

  • Fantastic Mr. Fox
  • Parasite
  • Bacurau
  • Jojo Rabbit

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  • All Too Well: The Short Film

    ★★★★★

  • There's Someone Inside Your House

    ½

  • Eternals

    ★★★½

  • Insidious: Chapter 2

    ★★★

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  • There's Someone Inside Your House
  • Eternals

    Eternals

    ★★★½

    it felt like two and a half hours of a prologue? i think the reason i didn't completely dislike it is bc it was the first movie i watched at the theaters after 2 years of quarantine so the ~experience~ was pleasant, otherwise i would've hated it. anyway they're all pretty and it made it worth it.

    (ps i cannot take harry styles as a superhero serious i mean. ???? WHAT IS HE DOING HERE)

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  • Happiest Season

    Happiest Season

    ★★

    i can't believe i was so hyped for a movie with screenplay like this. i was promised wholesome content and instead i got kstew being shat on and treated like garbage by her gf and her gf's family for an hour and a half. kstew and aubrey plaza those two stars are for how hot you looked

  • Bacurau

    Bacurau

    ★★★★★

    talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it