Favorite films

  • The Nightmare Before Christmas
  • Love Actually
  • Home Alone
  • The Muppet Christmas Carol

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  • Boxing Day

    ★★

  • My Life as a Zucchini

    ★★★★

  • Silent Night

    ★★★½

  • Godzilla

    ★★★

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  • Silent Night

    Silent Night

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    It was fuuuuucking bleak, mostly because I absolutely believe that that’s what the Tories would come up with as a plan 😐 and the twist is both interesting and heartbreaking to think about.

    It is really engaging - just not in the feelgood way you might prefer from a Christmas movie. 

    Also, Matthew Goode hot.

  • Godzilla

    Godzilla

    ★★★

    me watching this 🤝 me watching SW sequels:

    SHOW 👏🏻 ME 👏🏻 THE 👏🏻 BIG 👏🏻 BOI 👏🏻

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  • House of Gucci

    House of Gucci

    ★★★★

    If you thought I was going to be objective about this, you were MISTAKEN 

    I can’t even disagree with the criticisms - it’s long, it’s gauche, Lady Gaga is on fire for the first half and then seems to go out like a sad ember towards the end. Jared Leto is hilariously bad! It bothers me that the film seemed to completely erase their other daughter. The accents are atrocious! 

    But, friends… Signore Gucci… he could get it 🤌🏻

    And…

  • The Truman Show

    The Truman Show

    ★★★★½

    Scavenger Hunt #53 | 1/31 | Task 29

    How Will It End?

    It took me a very long time to finally get around to watching it, but my god, this might just be the most fucked up film I’ve ever seen?? I can’t imagine a dystopia more oppressive and nightmarish and unjust as the one Truman is trapped in. 

    Don’t get me wrong, it is very, very cleverly done and I admire the shit out of it, but fucking hell.…