i watched mamma mia at the movie theater when i was nine so obviously i grew up to be a cinephile.

Favorite films

  • The Last Black Man in San Francisco
  • Columbus
  • House of Hummingbird
  • The Favourite

Recent activity

  • Bronson


  • Return to Seoul


  • Official Competition


  • Babylon


Recent reviews

  • Bronson



    better than drive innit

  • In Bruges

    In Bruges


    "purgatory? purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. you weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great, either. like tottenham."

Popular reviews

  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train


    west ham fans will experience this differently

  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    Avatar: The Way of Water


    every time one of the teenagers said "bro" i lost ten years of my life